Dick slips are like netting a blue lobster! They’re so rare but so exquisite. A fisherman in Cape Cod has caught in his 35-year career! So keep hope alive for multiple dick slip sightings in your lifetime.
Have you ever been out and about and realized you just got a peek at a guy’s dick and you WEREN’T in a men’s room acting shady at the urinals? (Uh, huh, we saw you. You thought you were slick.)
Once in awhile, there’s a workout mishap, freeballing incident, or a “wardrobe malfunction” (where were you during Super Bowl XXXVIII?), and you get to see cock. It’s glorious, like finding a $5 bill on the ground on your way to work. To remind you that life is sometimes full of little pleasures, here’s a bunch of dick slips off of Tumblr.
p.s. Balls count, too!
What would you like to see on the next “Taken from Tumblr” post?
– Michael Xavier