WARNING: Most of you are going to scroll through the dudes below and go “Michael, you are a fool because none of these guys are fat!” That’s sort of my point.
Fat. Thick. Bear. Beefy. Chub. Chunky. Obese. Overweight.
Descriptors are easy, convenient, and up to you. People will apply descriptors to you and your body and you have very little to do with it.
He’s got a gut. Ew, rolls. I love a belly on a guy. He’s kind of like a jock gone to seed. Dude’s got a fat ass. Thick guys are fucking hot.
You are allowed to like what you like. But, as I’ve said before, I think it’s doing you and society a favor if you take it all on a case-by-case basis. This is why the dudes who slap (for example) “no fats” on their profiles are making themselves look dickish. We’re already aware that it’s hard enough out there without guys taking out their own body security issues on each other. It’s usually the dudes hating on the less “classically beautiful” guys who are the ones at home sticking their fingers down their throats, angrily snarling at the mirror in the locker room, and crying into their Ben & Jerry’s at home. Everyone lighten up on each other. Stop being dicks. Ugh, I hate when society makes me all strident.
Christ, most of the guys that the majority would classify as “fat” are…normal? This week, I noted that Curtis from Sean Cody gained some weight. And? Does this mean he stopped being gorgeous?
Here’s a beautiful bunch of guys with some meat on their bones on Tumblr.
– Michael Xavier
I know the above was supposed to be a joke, but I find James Corden to be hot as fuck.