Ranked from least to most extreme.
I spend an inordinate amount of time on tumblr watching exhibitionist jack off stuff that I never really know how to talk about here. I’ve mentioned it once or twice before, but today I was all “let’s make a list!” and that’s where we find ourselves this afternoon.
Without further ado, here’s 5 dudes jackin it or fuckin around where they absolutely should NOT be:
5. This dude with metaphorically giant (and also very respectable literal) balls:
4. My hero gettin that nut on the M101 like a boss:
3. Brit Jonny Pistol showing the neighbor what he’s up to:
2. This guy who actually jacks it on a man sleeping in public:
1. My boy Blackey Madison in the middle of the gd street:
I’m simultaneously dying to know and afraid to ask if any of you guys have clips/tumblrs/stories about almost or actually getting caught in public. Tell me about it in the comments.