What is the BEST thing you can rock your hips and slap your pelvis against when you’re deep-dicking some thirsty buttslut? (To those of you who are reading that and snickering due to your knowledge of the blogger, I TOLD YOU I was versatile.) The answer is a bubble butt! A big, round, rock-hard (or bouncy like slapping an innertube – I like both) bubble butt is the perfect cushioning to prevent fuck injuries to your cum gutters! Once in awhile, I like to use Tumblr to celebrate them. Start your Friday by feasting your eyes (and jerking off if you’re alone) on this buffet of butts!
– Michael Xaver
p.s. We’re trying to start up – so ! You’ll see some of the photos that we get that we don’t use on the blog and behind-the-scenes stuff!
Here’s some examples of what bubble butts are for!