The next best thing besides full-on nudity? SPANDEX. Well, jockstraps, and then spandex! You can evvverryyyttthhhiiinnggg. That’s why singlets are such a delightful garment. Dudes filling out that stretchy spandex, showing off their bulges and butts. And the legs and arms are uncovered, so you can them in all their glory! Athletes should all compete in singlets. Or jockstraps. Or naked. But singlets are legal.
– Michael Xavier