Ten Things We Learned From Zeb Atlas’ “Love Hangover”


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If you need further proof that the world is ending in 2012, look no further than Zeb Atlas‘ cover of “Love Hangover”. The porn star and bodybuilder has tackled the hit song by Diana Ross, and it’s a surefire sign of the apocalypse. How did Pearly Gates (a former member of 1960s girl group ) get involved with this? We’re not entirely sure.

Truthfully, we’re pretty flabbergasted by the mere existence of this music video. We could have sat here for hours coping with our mixed reactions, but we eventually decided to do something productive. Like, um, making a list of ten things to learn from all of this! Whatever, don’t judge us just because we live by a different definition of “productive”.

– Dewitt

To check out our list and watch the video, follow the JUMP:

1. Wear headphones in public: People will think you’re a legitimate musical artist.

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2. Zeb Atlas is really strong: He can rip his shirt open, you guys!

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3. However, he really can’t dance: Also of note–we all have bad angles.

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4. Talent will not rub off on you: Even if you stand next to a sassy black woman.

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5. We will endure anything to see a hot dude covered in bubbles: For real.

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6. Some people’s tubs look like the inside of a limousine: Utterly fascinating.

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7. Um, only you can prevent forest fires?: Smokey the Bear would be proud.

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8. Zeb Atlas should never be allowed to shave his body: It’s a free country, but…

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9. This woman has nice teeth: Seriously, she should be in Colgate commercials!

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10. Zeb Atlas really can’t sing: Well, this is certainly surprising…


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