For the past few years, I have been using naked men in a secret battle against my own company. My extremely NSFW Tumblr page—affectionately known as —has gained over 6,500 followers within a span of 4-5 years. Meanwhile, the is on the verge of breaking 9,000 followers, and it’s driving me crazy, since it’s been around for far less time. So here’s the deal! We’re going to have a little friendly competition.
You should follow my for any or all of the following reasons—1) You are actively enjoying the past few days’ #WoofWeek festivities, 2) You like big butts and you cannot lie, 3) You have an affinity for beards, mustaches and other facial hair, 4) You’re not scared of tummies, 5) You’re not scared of copious amounts of body hair, and 6) You want to have immediate access to my dick pics when I break down and drunkenly post them on the internet.
You should follow on for any or all of the following reasons—1) You love big dicks, 2) You have a general appreciation of the male form that spans across various ages and body types, 3) You love cum and hot porn, 4) You enjoy a nice bubble butt, and 5) You are a man who has sex with men, a man who’s curious about having sex with other men, or any individual who would enjoy images of naked men and/or men having sex with other men.
If ‘s gains more followers over the next week: I will give one year-long membership to ONE individual who comments on this post and includes his profile name in the text of his comment. This individual will also win a three-month long membership to the hottest new gay porn site, .
If my gains more followers over the next week: I will send a dozen naked pictures to ONE person who comments on this post, includes their profile name and indicates that they want to see my balls (among other parts).
If you manage to make my more popular than ‘s over the next week: I will post a picture of my dick for ALL OF YOU to see, along with a video of my cum shot included in our Amateur Hour series. You will see my penis! I have no idea why you want to see my penis, but if you make this happen, you will see it (and you will see it squirting copious amounts of jizz all over the place).
Got it? Good.
Click your favorite picture to find out which Tumblr you should follow:
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