One could argue that xhardxtimesx.ru is just a series of nonstop advertisements (apparently we’re selling Daniel Radcliffe’s tongue?), but the truth of the matter is that I really don’t care* if you buy a membership to as long as you watch this video they made to promote their redesign. Everything about it is 100% perfect.
This is what ads would be like if they stopped making their models gyrate to dance music and submitted to their urge to make a full-on gay porno. Also, it’s better than with a lady fantasizing about getting DP’d by two plumbers. It’s better than everything. EVERYTHING, I TELL YOU!
* This is a HUGE lie! I love everyone I’ve ever interacted with from Naked Sword, and I’d appreciate if they kept their jobs. Plus, their site is fucking amazing, and the new site is even better. Why are you still reading this? . If you don’t, you’ll be single-handedly responsible for all of their EXTREMELY CUTE employees losing their jobs. I may or may not be exaggerating about this. BUT WHO CARES? .
Click through to watch the commercial: