The Day My Penis Died: Josh Long Retires From Gay Porn To Work In An Office Like A Boring Normal Person

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A long, long time ago, I can still remember how his chest hair used to get me riled, and I knew if I had my chance that I could get inside his pants… And maybe then he’d fuck me for awhile. But, oh this boy made my hole quiver, with every post that I’d deliver. Bad news on , heck! Gay porn ain’t no big paycheck. I can’t remember if my dick cried when I heard that Josh Long retired. Somehow I guess that I’ll survive. The day my penis died.

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Jake Deckard retires from porn. Colby Melvin retires from (practical) porn. Marco Sessions and Tate Ryder retire from porn (). Ryan Gosling retires from porn (or, um, takes a break from acting). Spencer Fox retires from… Well, never mind about that one! He’ll be back when the “sinful” beast living inside his anus has a craving for big floppy cocks.

And, of course, Josh Long announces his potential retirement on Twitter.

Is this the worst month ever? Everyone, literally everyone, is turning their backs on us. Before you know it, there won’t be a gay porn industry anymore, because people will be too busy making mainstream films, working office jobs, promoting marriage equality and living all-around fulfilling lives! What is this world coming to?

Why would you leave me, Josh? WHY?

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

– Dewitt

Watch Josh fuck Dylan Drive in one of his last scenes below:

Watch Josh in action (and cry silently to yourself) at .


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