Our apologies. We were obviously completely blinded by the twink sex glare coming off of Tom Daley during this summer’s Olympics. Because we totally neglected posting about the aquatic hotness of David Boudia!
Someone should have slapped us and let us know that Superman is real and was competing as a diver for the US. Oh, and by the way? He beat out Tom for the gold this summer in London in the 10 metre platform event. We’ll make it up to David somehow. If he needs some sort of hot oil massage, or needs us to spot him during his weight training – we’re there. Maybe he needs a speedo wrangler for Rio in 2016.
– J. Harvey
More sexy photos of Olympic diver David Boudia after the BREAK: