The picture below is of Florida Gators quarterback Jeff Driskel and what looks to be “The Greatest Ass In Football History”. We need our xhardxtimesx.ru Ass Detective Squad to report for duty. There’s a possibility that this is a crime scene:
Why is it a potential crime scene? Because there are butt freaks out there that know how to use Photoshop. And they like to expand pictures of jock ass for their nefarious fapping purposes. That pic could be enhanced. It’s possible that the booty ain’t that juicy. We’re going to need Ass Forensics to put a rush on those tests.
If that is his ass, then we got some extremely good news this week. Jeff was the Red Sox. HQ is in Boston. Can you imagine that ass in baseball pants on the regular? Season tickets: I will have them.
– J. Harvey
See more pics of Jeff Driskel (and his bountiful buttocks) below:
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