is the best magazine in the universe, ’cause they have this habit of getting really hot celebrities to pose naked. You might remember seeing Emmett J. Scanlan, Sacha Harding or Rodrigo Lopes flashing some skin on xhardxtimesx.ru. You have Gay Times to thank for those pictures. They’re truly saints over there. Saints of man-flesh!
I’m opening this post with a picture of Austin Armacost from The A-List: New York, since he’s probably the most recognizable “star” for folks on this side of the pond. Also, he looks frickin’ great! Perhaps I’m alone in thinking this, considering J. Harvey‘s reaction to the image above was as follows: “His body reminds me of a hot dog from the night before still floating in the dirty water pot on the stove the next morning”.
Ouch! That is way harsh, J. Harvey! The man is taking his clothes off to benefit the , and you’re gonna diss him like that? Oh well! I guess it was only a matter of time before I had to give up the Official xhardxtimesx.ru Crown of Cuntiness…
But I digress! The second installment of “Naked Issue” will be available on Wednesday, January 25th. Fellow celebs Freddie Hogan, Gareth Gates, Greg Lake, Lucien Laviscount and Mark Henderson are also featured between the pages.
Click through to see some more preview images:
Cover boy Freddie Hogan of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
On posing naked: “That doesn’t bother me… you have to look at it at a professional level. Not even professional. It’s just my art. It’s what I like. To be honest that’s what I’m thriving to do forever.”
Greg Lake of Geordie Shore
On his gay fans: “I think that everyone’s their own person; I don’t care about things like that. The more fans I’ve got the better. It doesn’t matter, I don’t care.”
Lucien Laviscount of Celebrity Big Brother & Waterloo Road
On his gay fans: “I think all of it is good lust at the end of the day. And I think whether someone’s gay, someone’s 13 years old or 30 – whatever. As long as someone can appreciate me it’s a really nice feeling”
Mark Henderson of Big Brother
On his small penis: “My knob’s really small but my balls are really big so it just makes the knob look even smaller… it doesn’t matter if you’ve got a small one. If you’re at a party and you’ve got those celebration chocolates and some big chocolates and you always pick the Celebrations. They’re not as big, they don’t last as long, but they’re always different.”