Things are getting a bit crazy on The Ten, our weekly countdown of the sexiest men. Last week’s champion Judson Manor was completely knocked out of first place by well-hung model Benjamin Godfre. Apparently, it was a good week for people named Ben, since porn star Ben Brown came in right behind him…
We’ll have to say farewell to uncut beauty Ryan Stack, after he served his full ten weeks on the countdown. Luckily, five new contenders are ready to take his place, along with the empty slots left by Judson, Charlie G. Williams, Matt Cooper, Felix and Tanner Dillon.
So how does this game work? We’re glad that you asked! Each week, we’ll feature ten extremely sexy men to choose from. You can vote for up to two of these studs, and only the five with the greatest amount of votes will move on to the next round. The remaining five slots will be filled the following week by men who you’ve suggested, as well as a handful of hotties selected by your favorite bloggers (that would be us).
To keep things interesting, each participant will be retired after ten weeks on the charts. They have the opportunity of returning in the future, provided that they produce another hot video, photo shoot or anything worthy of a xhardxtimesx.ru post.
Now let’s forget about the rules for a second and focus on what really matters–who should be on top next week? You have until next Tuesday to pick your two favorite guys, so hop to it and make your vote count!
To view this week’s rankings and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:
1. BENJAMIN GODFRE (LW – 8, W2): Well, this win came out of nowhere! We should have known that giving you a peek at Godfre’s dick would ensure a landslide victory. Then again, it helps that the view above the waist ain’t too shabby either… Do you think dear ol’ Benjamin will be able to hold his position?
2. BEN BROWN (LW – 2, W3): Always the groomsman, never the groom. Perhaps that’s premature to say, considering this is only the second week Ben Brown’s been the runner-up. Nevertheless, we’re going to have to push a lot harder if we want to see him on top. Not that he minds being on the bottom. We just get the sense that he enjoys being pushed hard even more.
3. JEREMY ROWBACK (LW – 6, W2): If Jeremy Rowback steals the number one spot this week, he can thank for his ultimate triumph. The photographer sent over the picture you see above. If your mouth isn’t watering when you’re looking at this, you might want to consider turning in your gay card.
4. RYAN STACK (LW – 4, W10, RETIRED): Ryan Stack gives you a view from behind, as he drifts off into the land of retired contestants. He joins recent retirees such as Daniel Rumfelt, Sean Patrick Davey and Patrick O’Brien, all of whom served ten weeks on the charts. Congratulations, Ryan! We hope to see more of you in the near future.
5. CHUCK RYAN STROGISH (LW – 4, W4): Though he made an impressive debut in second place, Chuck Ryan Strogish continues to slide down in the ranks. We don’t really understand this. You guys, he’s got a body like an action figure! And, grr, that little bit of chest hair…
6. JOHN ESPOSITO (DEBUT): Oh, to be that banana! John Esposito may not have any dick or butt shots (that we know of), but he makes up for it with a whole lot of personality. His latest photo shoot stimulated our funny bones, as well as the bone in our pants. We’d hit it. And then we’d call it back the next morning.
7. SEAN SULLIVAN (RETURN): That picture of Sean Sullivan in glasses and boxer shorts is so fucking hot. We don’t know why we didn’t use that one, instead of this still-hot-but-not-as-quirky shot of him spreading his legs wide and getting ready to thrust his crotch into our faces… Oh wait. That explains it.
8. RASHID MOHAMAD (DEBUT): If there were an award for “Most Delicious Hairy Legs”, Rashid Mohamad would take home the prize without any contest. We love the contrast between his smooth, muscular torso and the fur down below. Is this the point in the post where we’re supposed to say “woof” or something like that?
9. IAN NELSON FOSTER (DEBUT): Funny enough, we thought Ian Nelson Foster had already appeared on The Ten! We’re glad we actually checked before leaving him out, because he truly deserves a chance to compete on here. There’s just something about that face. Absolutely stunning.
10. LIEV (DEBUT): Speaking of stunning, we imagine you’d be quite stunned if Liev shoved his giant cock into your ass without any warning. We know, we know! Some of you thought his butt was more impressive than his cock. Truthfully? They’re both pretty great.