Remember last week when I told you that the Manhunt Sex Shop was having this deal where, if you spent $25, you’d receive a Veiny Victor? Well, it’s true – you do. I ordered some stuff (none of your damn business) off the Manhunt Sex Shop. When said stuff (none of your business) arrived, Veiny Victor was nestled amongst my treasures!
I had the stuff delivered here to Manhunt HQ (being the resident porn blogger means I can have dirty stuff sent to me) and, just as I opened the box, my editor-in-chief blazed in.
“Is that Veiny Victor? He IS big!”
“I know, right?”
“You’re going to review it for the blog, right?”
That’s when my ass puckered of its own accord. Me? Use THAT? I was just going to hold on to it and put it in this year’s Yankee Swap at the Manhunt Christmas Party!
To give you an idea of why my buttcheeks embraced each other out of terror, here are some visual aids.
Despite the fact that I’m a fairly experienced versatile bottom, I don’t think I can handle Veiny Victor. It might get stuck. Now picture my ass stuck to the side of my shower stall. And my significant other finds me. And then has to call some first responders. I could end up in the papers! (And at the very least on one of those gossipy porn blogs!)
No, for me, Veiny Victor is a true gentleman and a conversation piece. But I think some of YOU could take Victor on! You power bottoms need a challenge and Veiny Victor is it! , spend $25, use the code “MHVEINY2017” when you checkout, and meet Victor!
p.s. While you’re there, click on the Deal Club. You join and you get 40% off coupons once a month!