While catching up on RuPaul’s Drag Race this weekend (I know – my swag is amazing), I was thrilled to see “celebrity choreographers” (for lack of a better term) Travis Wall and Nick Lazzarini trying to teach the queens how to ballet dance.
(Sidenote – It was nice to see someone who looks a little more mainstream for once because this year’s batch of ladywomen scare me when they’re out of drag. I think they’re all highly talented and creative people but damn, why did you torture your visage? Alyssa Edwards looks like she came out of a burn ward! And I know that can’t be her original face so I feel that I can comment. Do you HAVE to take a scalpel and a syringe to your mug to do drag? Probably, right? )
We’ve written about these two previously. They had a reality show together. It’s nice to know that they’re still a pair and looking fuckable together. Travis does it for me more, cuz’ he looks kinda cubbish and Nick’s perfect teeth make me feel insecure about my own crooked chiclets. They should dance together more. Preferably in tights. Or better yet – totally naked because they’re really nice to look at.