Tyson Beckford does not have a sex tape. . There’s a huge difference! Frankly, I’d appreciate if sites like TMZ stopped using the word “sex tape” when there’s no actual sex involved. Those bitches got my hopes up, thinking that I’d get to see Tyson’s dick slamming in and out of someone’s (insert orifice of your choice).
And then they tell me he’s just “pleasuring himself” on webcam????
Okay, sure, I still want to see that… But it doesn’t help that even Tyson himself didn’t think it was as big a deal as they made it out to be. He responded to the incident on Twitter, “sad but life goes on. Don’t even faze me… We all do it, just mine got caught on film… Not much of a sex tape lol.”
That’s the spirit, Tyson! Lead by example! If we all adopt this “everybody does it” philosophy, it’ll only be a matter of time before every celebrity or pseudo-celebrity dick imaginable finds its way to the internet.
Click through for some unrelated pics of Tyson Beckford skinny dipping: