Stop everything you’re doing! Actor James Franco posted a picture of his dick on ! Wait, on second thought, go back to what you were doing before this. It might just be a picture of his finger sticking out of his jeans. All we know is that there’s something pink and fleshy peeking out of his fly.
In the long run, this has taught us one huge lesson–James Franco is the biggest fucking tease in the history of Hollywood. Remember when he revealed that he once made a sex tape? Or when he made out with himself right in front of us? It’s too much for us to handle! Why the hell isn’t he gay and sitting on our dicks right now? All of our dicks. At the same time.
To check out the picture, follow the JUMP:
Coincidentally, he then proceeded to of bananas: