We interrupt your regularly scheduled parade of dicks and holes to address a question about the app. Every week, dozens of members contact us through social media or customer service to inquire about the state of our mobile app for iOS and Android. If it were up to me, I would respond in the immortal words of America’s great poet Lana Del Rey—““.
Sure, it’s harsh, but it’s also pretty damn accurate! As explained over , we pulled both versions of the app from their respective stores for some much-needed maintenance. They’ll be back at some point, but in the meantime, you can use a GPS-enabled mobile version of our site in your phone’s browser at .
Unlike the app, the mobile site allows you to see all the explicit pictures you want to see… Is it worth sacrificing convenience and push notifications for some hard dicks all up in your eyeballs? That’s for you to decide, my friends! It’s a more fulfilling experience in my personal opinion, but we’ve all got our weird techno-sexual preferences.
Of course, if you’re the type of guy who likes chatting it up on the apps—perhaps exchanging a few words before you see someone’s dick—there’s an alternative that sucks much less than everything else out there! has proudly introduced as our new sidekick. The app is fun, easy to use and FREE to download for both and .
While I’ve always argued that can be used for more than just sex, people actually believe me when I make the same argument about ! You can make friends, find your next hook-up, meet your future husband or develop an unexpected business partnership selling cupcakes on bicycles. The possibilities are endless! It all starts with and merely saying “hello” to someone interesting.
Or, you know, you could just avoid having a ton of fun while you wait for the app. That’s a perfectly legitimate thing to do if you hate happiness and connecting with other awesome human beings.
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