Here’s a list of things I would do with Canadian stripper and model Kenzo Masi, if the weather around headquarters didn’t make it completely unfeasible to travel up north for a visit:
• Snuggle and sip hot cocoa. You could put anyone in front of me right now, and that’s all I’d want to do with him as soon as he walked through the door. (Yes, even Mark Ruffalo!) We would snuggle so fucking hard, you guys… And you know what? I’d be the big spoon, whether he likes it or not.
• Utilize his stripper talents of role-playing to fulfill a fantasy. Somehow acquire a UPS uniform . Make him deliver his “package” to me, then dance to ridiculous songs like Kelly Rowland‘s “Kisses Down Low” until he collapses.
• Just unzip the fly of his brown shorts. Whip out his dick and start devouring it like a fiend. Unbutton his shirt while I’m swallowing his cock. Run my fingers up his fuzzy tummy and pinch his nipples. Lick up his torso, all the way up to his neck and ears. Plant a big kiss on his lips.
• Whisper into his ear that I, much like Destiny’s other Child, like my kisses down low. Sit on his face, spread my cheeks wide and let him tongue down my hole. Bend forward and take his uncut rod in my throat. Arch my back while he gives it to me slow.
• Shoot one of two loads onto his chest. Lick it up! We still have a lot to do, and I don’t want him to be all messy for the rest of the day’s activities.
• Get fucked. Fuck. Get fucked. Fuck. Repeat as necessary. Jizz all around. (Can you tell that, for once, I’m more concerned about something that has nothing to do with sex? I love you all, but I need to get outside and plow some… snow.)
But that’s just me! What would you do with Kenzo?
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