Here is a list of things I would do with Omar (if there were any chance in hell that he’d ever sleep with a scrawny and stupid ol’ blogger like me):
• Make out with his armpits (and admire his bulging biceps).
• Make out with his face (and pinch his cheeks, because his smile is sooooo cute).
• Make out with his balls (and deepthroat his cock).
• Make out with his butthole (and flick my tongue against his taint).
• Massage his thick cheeks and muscular thighs (and then fuck the hell out of him).
But that’s just me! What would you do with Omar?
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