HELP! Exactly one week ago, these pictures of a ridiculously pretty, well-endowed twink were by fellow masturbation enabler and butt-sex enthusiast Bradford Matthews of .
I’m now in a place where I need to know everything about him.
What’s his name? Does he have a , or XTube profile where I can see more shots of his practically perfect penis? Why hasn’t a gay porn studio tracked him down and hired him yet? Will he cock-slap me for two dollars and a copy of Kristin Chenoweth‘s Some Lessons Learned that’s sitting on my desk for no good reason, after a promo company sent it to me a billion years ago and I never listened to it? Will he cock-slap me for free? Will he cock-slap me for just two dollars, because hey, maybe I could wrap that Kristin Chenoweth CD up and give it to someone at a Secret Santa swap next Christmas?
What’s his phone number? What’s his social security number? What’s the number of people who’ve given him a blowjob and not gagged on that monster? What’s the number of questions I have to ask before I shut up, stop caring about the specifics and just jerk off to the thought of running my tongue along his foreskin?
Please comment with your answers to any (or all) of the above questions.
UPDATE: A lovely reader has potentially identified this boy as “Peter Donald“. He allegedly lives in New Zealand, likes jerking off on Skype and you can follow/contact him on Tumblr .
Help us identify the fine specimen below: