This is a legitimate question! I’m not trying to be controversial for the sake of being controversial, nor do I intend to mock the religious beliefs (or lack thereof) of any xhardxtimesx.ru reader. You just have to make the assumption that, given the amount of gay priest porn floating around, there’s a certain faction of the dick-loving population who gets off on this fantasy.
I’ll confess (reference!) that I’ve jerked off before thinking about the priest at my parents’ current parish. Let’s call him “Father Fred” for the sake of this post. Father Fred was an extremely charismatic kind of guy. He was on the stockier side, came from an Italian background, and he had jet black hair with the tiniest bit of gray around his temples. He always seemed to work football into his homilies.
Back when I was in college, my mother dragged me to a holiday mass, and I couldn’t stop thinking about Father Fred inviting me back to his place to watch the game together. He’d crack open a couple of beers, we’d get sufficiently buzzed, and there would come a point where our legs were just touching. Gradually, we’d move closer to one another, and then I’d make the first move—planting a wet, hard kiss on his lips.
“I haven’t done anything like this since seminary school,” he’d whisper into my ear, while running his hands through my hair. Then, before the fourth quarter was even over, he’d be down on all fours with my balls slapping against his taint, taking the Lord’s name in vain between every grunt and moan.
Um, so I guess I pretty much answered the question above? If I were still a practicing Catholic, I would go to confessional and reveal all these sinful thoughts, but something tells me the priest wouldn’t handle it the way Kayden Gray handles James Dixon.
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