Zzzzzzzz….whu? Oh, hi. Welcome to Would You Hit That? featuring Anakin Skywalker himself, Hayden Christensen. You caught me sleeping for a very good reason. I’ve been narcoleptic ever since I had to endure his acting in Episodes 1 through what seemed like infinity. Here he is on a beach, showing off his albino bod. I’m not feeling any noticeable twitches over him in the pants area, but maybe he’s a good time. Canadians are always up for a party. They can drink you under the table and they drive really well in snow. So I would hit that. But I’d have to bring along my Kindle, a cattle prod, and a keg of Red Bull so I don’t pass out on his crank due to boredom. Howabout you? Would you get it on with Anakin? Vote below.
– J. Harvey
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