Rob Delaney is a straight, married comedian whose been known to tell jokes about butt sex, farting and soap dispensers jizzing on his face. You might know him from , where many a gay man has followed him just to have an excuse to and masturbate every single time he tweets. The amount of semen that has been released into the world due to his physical presence is immeasurable and likely infinite. As long as human beings exist, they will fap and lady-fap whilst dreaming about Delaney’s “cute little butt star”. It is known.
Frankly, the idea of doing a Would You Hit That post about this man doesn’t even make sense, because the answer is obviously “Yes, I would put his mediocre, okay, workman-like penis in my mouth”. Duh.
Check out some pics and discuss whether you’d hit that below:
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